AI-powered petty justice
Small arguments.
Final verdicts.
Take the dishes, the thermostat, or the hot-dog debate to court. Case Closed hears both sides and hands down an AI verdict worth framing.
First case free. Bragging rights included.
Guilty of thermostat tampering.
Sentence: one week without touching the dial.
The court's ground rules
Both sides get a say
No public jury required
Petty disputes only
From objection to resolution
Less back-and-forth.
More order in court.
You bring the disagreement. We bring an unnecessarily formal conclusion. No comment-section chaos, no picking sides before hearing the evidence.
Not a real court. Really.
This is entertainment, not legal advice or relationship counseling. Submissions involving abuse or safety skip the joke and point toward real help.
- 01
Open the case.
Name the dispute, then send your opponent a case link. Yes, the thermostat counts.
- 02
Let both sides speak.
Each person submits their argument privately, in text or a voice note. Two perspectives. One very petty trial.
- 03
Receive your ruling.
AI weighs both accounts and delivers the reasoning, a playful sentence, and a gavel-stamped certificate made to screenshot.
The evidence travels
A verdict made for the group chat.
Get a shareable certificate with the ruling, judge's commentary, and sentence. Share the result when you choose—with a link for friends to settle their own argument.
Still pleading your case?
The appeal is half the fun.
Ask a harsher or more sarcastic judge for another ruling. Just remember: an appeal isn't a promise you'll win.
Court fees, minus the lawyer
Petty prices. Serious fun.
Try your first case free. Pay per dispute or give your household a standing court date.
First case
Hear both sides. Get your first verdict.
Free
One more case
For the occasional dispute that needs a ruling.
$2.99 / case
Household Court
Unlimited cases and a running scoreboard. Settle it. Keep score.
$7.99 / month
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Your honor, we're ready
Don't let the dishes
become a cold case.
Bring your smallest disagreement. Leave with a story.
Lighthearted justice starts here.